Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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