He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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