I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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