Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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