So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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