On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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