The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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