what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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