did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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