Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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