yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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