Do you still have your period?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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