seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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