I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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