I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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