we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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