If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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