Soap is not a condiment
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
