So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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