Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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