would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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