Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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