Where did you get a picture of my penis
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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