If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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