I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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