he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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