I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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