I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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