Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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