It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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