um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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