And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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