all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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