I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
did i walk over a car last night?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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