so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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