Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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