is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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