i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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