I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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