If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
vagina is talking i cant
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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