Sry I called you an 8
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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