Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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