Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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