it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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