Me too!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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