Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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