currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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