Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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