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Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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