I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i out mim tonsoeep
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