what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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