I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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