My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
In America we eat man semen.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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