You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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