There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
