He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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