sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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